Jokes

What does a chicken say when it crosess a very busy road?

Eggs-scuse me ... He he he.

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Who comes to the picnic but is never invited.?

The ant (aunt).  he he he

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What do you call a funny mountain?

Hill - arious.  he he he

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Whats the worst thing about being an octopus?

Washing your hands before dinner.   He he he