A Parody look at tourist travel

Take air travel to a far-flung destination, join an enormous cruise liner to go even further afield, disembark at fascinating, tiny places in the distant third world and spend a few Dollars on a coffee and a postcard for the beloved grandchildren, dump your waste there for them to dispose of, get back on the cruise liner in time for dinner and the evening entertainment, sail off into the sunset and let the cruise liner dump some partially treated waste in the ocean, continue in similar fashion for another couple of weeks, and then fly home again. And don't forget to moan like hell if you can't go ashore as planned because some idiot brought Coronavirus on board.