Always remember a group of Kiwis & a group of Aussies that travelled up from Brighton to London one day. The 4 Aussies bought a ticket each, the Kiwis only bought one ticket between the 4 of them. "But what happens when the Ticket Inspector comes along?" the Aussies asked. "Watch & learn" said the Kiwis "Watch & learn". Sure enough a ticket inspector came along. The 4 Kiwis quickly piled into the toilet. When the inspector got there he knocked on the door "Tickets please". The single ticket got slid under the door, clipped & returned. "Wow - that's clever" said the Aussies after the inspector had left & the Kiwis emerged from the toilet. Next day the same two groups were travelling to Dover. The Aussies confidently bought a single ticket & boarded the train. The Kiwis didn't buy a ticket at all. "But what happens when the Ticket Inspector comes along this time if you have no ticket?" the Aussies asked. "Watch & learn" said the Kiwis. When the ticket inspector was spotted the 4 Aussies quickly piled into a toilet like they had seen the Kiwis do. "Tickets please". The single ticket got slid under the door, and one of the Kiwis picked it up & walked down to the next toilet to wait for the ticket inspector to arrive!