Why did the lady not run away from the lion?
Because it was a man-eater .. he he he
What is the coldest country in the world?
Chile .. he he he
What is a mummy's favourite music?
Wrap music. - he he he
what did the Egyptian mumy say to the people putting bandages on him?
You are just Winding me up . he he he
- Doctor! Doctor! I have got a sore throat.
- Stick your tounge out of the window.
- Will that cure it?
- No, but I do not like the person next door. he he
- Knock! Knock!
- Who is there?
- Ben who?
- Ben out here for ages, open the door