Jokes to make you laugh

Why did the lady not run away from the lion?

Because it was a man-eater .. he he he

What is the coldest country in the world?

Chile .. he he he

What is a mummy's favourite music?

Wrap music. -  he he he

what did the Egyptian mumy say to  the people  putting bandages on him?

You are just Winding me up .  he he he

- Doctor! Doctor!  I have got a sore throat.

- Stick your tounge out of the window.

- Will that cure it?

- No, but I do not like the person next door.  he he 

- Knock! Knock!

- Who is there?

- Ben

- Ben who?

- Ben out here for ages, open the door