Jokes

Jokes to make you laugh

why was the cucumber mad?

Because it was in a pickle.

What new crop did the farmer plant?

Beets me

What  are a scarecrow's fruit?

Strwa-berries

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense

Knock, Knock?

Who's there?

Lettuce!

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in we are freezing

Why did the police arrest the turkey?

They suspected it of fowl play.

#What do you call cattle with a sense of humour?

Laughing stock

If a cow laughed really hard ... would milk come out of her nose?

Why did the lamb call the police?

He had been fleeced

What do farmers use to make crop circles?

A protracted

Why did the cabbage win the race?

Because it was ahead

What farm animal keeps the best time?

A watch dog

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Where is popcorn

Why should you not tell a secret on a farm

Because the potatoes have eyes and the corns has ears.

what day do potatoes hate the most?

Fry-day