: Who does everyone listen to, but no one believes? A: The weather reporter
What do storm clouds wear under their clothes?
Thunderwear he he he
What is the difference between weather and climate?
You cannot weather a tree,
but you can climate! he he he
How do you know the ocean is friendly?
It waves he he he
What kind of plants grow on your hands?
Palm trees he he he
What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You crack me Up he he he
What is a tree's least vavourite month?
Sep-timber He he he
Why are re-cycling bins so optimistic?
Because they are full of beans he he he
Why do tornadoes zig-zag as they move?
because they are dizzy he he he