Jokes

: Who does everyone listen to, but no one believes? A: The weather reporter

What do storm clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderwear he he he

What is the difference between weather and climate?

You cannot weather a tree,

but you can climate!         he he he

How do you know the ocean is friendly?

It waves          he he he

What kind of plants grow on your hands?

Palm trees         he he he

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

You crack me Up     he he he

What is  a tree's least vavourite month?

Sep-timber       He he he

Why are re-cycling bins so optimistic?

Because they are full of beans     he he he

Why do tornadoes zig-zag as they move?

because they are dizzy    he he he

Comments

[tushar]

sweet

[jack elliot]

thank you