How do you ask a ninja to leave?
You should say Ninjago!
What do ninjas order at restaurants?
Why was the ninja kicked out of Hollywood?
Because she was throwing stars!
Why did the bad guy cross the road?
To get away from a ninja!
How did the ninja beat the pig?
With a pork-chop.
Where do ninja get supplies?
The Stealth Food Store
What do ninja’s drink during the summer?
Why did the ninja go to college?
He wanted to be a ninja-neer.