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Why did the lady not run away from the lion?

 

Because it was a man-eater .. he he he

 

 

 

What is the coldest country in the world?

 

Chile .. he he he

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is a mummy's favourite music?

 

Wrap music. -  he he he

 

what did the Egyptian mumy say to  the people  putting bandages on him?

 

You are just Winding me up .  he he he

 

- Doctor! Doctor!  I have got a sore throat.

 

- Stick your tounge out of the window.

 

- Will that cure it?

 

- No, but I do not like the person next door.  he he 

 

 

- Knock! Knock!

 

- Who is there?

 

- Ben

 

- Ben who?

 

- Ben out here for ages, open the door

 

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