Jokes to make you laugh
why was the cucumber mad?
Because it was in a pickle.
What new crop did the farmer plant?
What are a scarecrow's fruit?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Lettuce in we are freezing
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.
#What do you call cattle with a sense of humour?
If a cow laughed really hard ... would milk come out of her nose?
Why did the lamb call the police?
He had been fleeced
What do farmers use to make crop circles?
Why did the cabbage win the race?
Because it was ahead
What farm animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where is popcorn
Why should you not tell a secret on a farm
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corns has ears.
what day do potatoes hate the most?