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Jokes to make you laugh



why was the cucumber mad?

Because it was in a pickle.


What new crop did the farmer plant?

Beets me


What  are a scarecrow's fruit?



What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense


Knock, Knock?

Who's there?


Lettuce who?

Lettuce in we are freezing


Why did the police arrest the turkey?

They suspected it of fowl play.


#What do you call cattle with a sense of humour?

Laughing stock



If a cow laughed really hard ... would milk come out of her nose?




Why did the lamb call the police?

He had been fleeced



What do farmers use to make crop circles?

A protracted




Why did the cabbage win the race?

Because it was ahead



What farm animal keeps the best time?

A watch dog



What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Where is popcorn




Why should you not tell a secret on a farm

Because the potatoes have eyes and the corns has ears.


what day do potatoes hate the most?





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