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Jokes to make you laugh

 

 

why was the cucumber mad?

Because it was in a pickle.

 

What new crop did the farmer plant?

Beets me

 

What  are a scarecrow's fruit?

Strwa-berries

 

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense

 

Knock, Knock?

Who's there?

Lettuce!

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in we are freezing

 

Why did the police arrest the turkey?

They suspected it of fowl play.

 

#What do you call cattle with a sense of humour?

Laughing stock

 

 

If a cow laughed really hard ... would milk come out of her nose?

 

 

 

Why did the lamb call the police?

He had been fleeced

 

 

What do farmers use to make crop circles?

A protracted

 

 

 

Why did the cabbage win the race?

Because it was ahead

 

 

What farm animal keeps the best time?

A watch dog

 

 

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Where is popcorn

 

 

 

Why should you not tell a secret on a farm

Because the potatoes have eyes and the corns has ears.

 

what day do potatoes hate the most?

Fry-day

 

 

 

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