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: Who does everyone listen to, but no one believes? A: The weather reporter

(A joke from LIs { https://gab.ai/MichLis } )

 

 

What do storm clouds wear under their clothes?

 

Thunderwear he he he

 

 

What is the difference between weather and climate?

 

You cannot weather a tree,

but you can climate!         he he he

 

How do you know the ocean is friendly?

 

It waves          he he he

 

What kind of plants grow on your hands?

 

Palm trees         he he he

 

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

You crack me Up     he he he

 

What is  a tree's least vavourite month?

Sep-timber       He he he

 

 

Why are re-cycling bins so optimistic?

 

Because they are full of beans     he he he

 

 

Why do tornadoes zig-zag as they move?

 

because they are dizzy    he he he

 

 

 

 

Comment on this post

tushar 07/31/2017 12:20

sweet

jack elliot 07/31/2017 13:10

thank you