February 14 2017
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?
A chili dog on a bun.
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Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
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Where do mice park their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas
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What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile